hard pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because you’re about to come hard and leave everything soaking wet.

  2. 2. I’m hard to figure out and you’ll give up on me after a while

  3. 3. Because you just switched me to hard mode

  4. 4. Poetry's hard but so am I

  5. 5. Hey baby, are you made of obsidian because I'm as hard as a diamond right now?

  6. 6. Do you have a diamond pickaxe? Because I'm literally as hard as obsidian right now.

  7. 7. When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.

  8. 8. And turn it into a hard drive

  9. 9. Im going to drive you so hard with these balls you'll be screaming "fore".

  10. 10. Girl the only thing bigger than my hard drive is my sex drive.

  11. 11. Easter! I hardly even knew ‘er.

  12. 12. Cuz it's hard to not catch feelings for you Edit : be safe people

  13. 13. Are you a river that’s prone to flooding ? because you’ll get some hard engineering tonight.

  14. 14. If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?

  15. 15. Because I'm going to fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter.

  16. 16. You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

  17. 17. I trained so hard to be your lover that I won a Gold Medal!

  18. 18. Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.

  19. 19. Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.

  20. 20. Because I get hard just thinking about you

  21. 21. Cause you make me rock hard

  22. 22. Love is hard, so is writing, but when I think of a world without you it becomes very unexciting.

  23. 23. Coz you are getting a part of me hard when I look at you

  24. 24. Because you turn everyone rock hard.

  25. 25. Girl, are you a noxious riverhopper? Because you're really annoying and hard to get rid of.

  26. 26. I'll bang you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir, you'll be Thor in the morning.

  27. 27. You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.

  28. 28. Kiss me! No, I'm not Irish, I just make out hard!

  29. 29. My cock isn't hard, the world is just soft.

  30. 30. Cause, I'm rock hard right now.

  31. 31. Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.

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