kick pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey, you kick ass, and cook well. Is your name Makoto?

  2. 2. Cause I wanna get kicked out of Macy's for touching you

  3. 3. If I buy a soccer ball darling, will you kick it with me?

  4. 4. You don’t deserve to be kicked around like this.

  5. 5. Cause I’m tryna kick it.

  6. 6. Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?

  7. 7. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.

  8. 8. You just gave a spinning bird kick to my heart.

  9. 9. Do you know karate? Cause your body is really kicking.

  10. 10. I kick ass at Divination. Want to hear a prediction? I forsee you taking off your clothes.

  11. 11. I was hoping we could kick it...

  12. 12. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having lapsed insurance.

  13. 13. And I'm all out of gum( ≖ ͜ʖ≖)

  14. 14. Cause you take my breath away

  15. 15. Cause you're out of this world.

  16. 16. Cause your ass is kicking.

  17. 17. Do you do Body Combat? Because your body is kick-ass!

  18. 18. Are you a Hitmonlee? ’Cause your body is kicking

  19. 19. Is to fuck you on the floor.

  20. 20. How about we kick off a new relationship tonight sweetheart?

  21. 21. You kick my sympathetic nervous system into overdrive!

  22. 22. Did you do smth wrong and got kicked out of heaven?

  23. 23. Cause I’m going to drop kick your virginity

  24. 24. Because your body is kicking.

  25. 25. Cause I want to kick you off an overpass

  26. 26. You'd wreck the grading curve.

  27. 27. How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?

  28. 28. I would definitely like to kick off something new with you.

  29. 29. Not a soccer fan, but I'd like to kick it with you

  30. 30. I would kick my parents out if you came over.

  31. 31. If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d start kicking a tire.

  32. 32. Did it hurt when you got kicked out of heaven because your the evil angel for me?

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