pool pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because you are shallow as fuck.

  2. 2. Are you a slippery pool deck? Because I'm falling for you.

  3. 3. I brought an extra air mattress, would like to lay out in the pool with me?

  4. 4. Do you know where the weight room is? I need help with catching up to your beauty!

  5. 5. I like you more than the amount of salt it took to make Eleven's sensory deprivation pool.

  6. 6. you’re making the other girls look really bad.

  7. 7. Can I put my Null Rod in your Knowledge Pool?

  8. 8. Hey boy, are you an Uber Pool? Cause I love when it's just us, but I'm also nervous someone else may come in and ruin this.

  9. 9. Come on baby, let me show you my back stroke.

  10. 10. Rooftop pool. Clothing optional.

  11. 11. Because I want to put my best swimmers in there!

  12. 12. Want to help me get the body parts out of my pool?

  13. 13. Why don't you get out of that bathing suit and into your birthday suit?

  14. 14. Girl are you a public pool because I see a lot of poor people going in and out of you.

  15. 15. ou look like you could use some help rubbing in that tanning oil.

  16. 16. Cause i wanna get inside of you and make you wet

  17. 17. Cause I am into you.

  18. 18. Swim here often?

  19. 19. Wonder why you’re so wet.

  20. 20. Because I wanna explore your deep end.

  21. 21. Because I want to thrust my balls into your holes..

  22. 22. Cause' I'd love to get my balls inside your holes uwu

  23. 23. Because you're making me so wet

  24. 24. You'll have to pull me out of the dating pool x

  25. 25. Because my swimmers are dying to get into you.

  26. 26. Because you are a cue T

  27. 27. Hey wanna go take a walk on the beach and watch the earth rotate while the sun goes out of view.

  28. 28. Hey sexy! The sun isn’t the only thing that rises.

  29. 29. Hey little princess. I’m just doing squats on the beach and need someone to come count them.

  30. 30. Hey baby! Can you please cover up your hot body cause the sun is melting and it getting hot here.

  31. 31. Do you want to see my snake on the beach?

  32. 32. Dang girl! You must look extra fine with that glowing tan.

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