1. "Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
-"Haha whats that?"
"It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."
Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.
2. Whats the best sex you've ever had not counting our date this weekend?
3. +...
-Because charmander i choose you.
(This is dark humor. Please dont take it seriously. I myself dont like whats currently happening to the forests there and i hope that you also do)
4. The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.
5. What are you doin for lunch tomorrow?
6. Whats the good of living if you dont try a few things? (Charles Schulz)
7. I dont have a ferrari
8. Whats a beautifull gull like you doing in a rubbish dump like this?
9. "U and I"
Exactly so let's make things happen
10. Oh awesome! now i know what to put in your casket when i murder that pussy tonight
11. Me: there are three views, front view, back view
Her: whats the third one?
Me: I loview
12. Me: "I don't know but I think I met a ten tonight."
*dabs*
13. Roses are red pickles are green I like your legs and whats in
between
14. Because you totally seem to be my type!
15. My glasses sit higher on my face
16. They both made something that has a socket where i would love to insert my plug in
17. I can't jelly my dick into your ass.
18. Her: naked
Me: I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell ;)
19. Whats your Onlyfans link?
20. It's not between my teeth
21. Nothing much,why ask?
Nothing i was playing chess and I am missing Queen
22. Whats a beer like you doing in a place like this?
23. Cause i wanna know if i can give you my heart.
24. Hey, whats your birthday?
Her : oh its Aug 15th.
Me: oh that's funny. Thats the same birthday as my next girlfriend!
25. Hey baby, I got curry, whats the hurry?
26. (She/her)
How bout you turn into My/Girl
27. Both start out for babies but end up being for daddys
28. Mines following you without you knowing
29. Or i should just call u mine?
30. Whats a good pickup line for when the girl asks if she knows you?