1. Oh you dance? You wanna go do some contact improv in my bed?
2. Cool, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
3. So girl, you wanna go to a dance, cause I could lay this hoe-down.
4. Just dance on over to me, I'll give you some bad romance.
5. Would you like to ice dance?...... Horizontally!
6. Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
7. I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!
8. When I first laid eyes on you, you made my heart beat like a fancy dance song.
9. Tonight, your dick better perform a perfect arabesque, if you know what I mean!
10. Tex who? Tex two to tango.
11. Are you doing the smoke dance? Or am I just getting mixed signals?
12. You wanna do a little fusion dance of our own?
13. You know the hottie from ice dance? Think you could "Putin" a good word for me!
14. Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
15. Um...if i told you that u had a hot body, would u take your pants off and dance around for me.
16. I plan on firing off all my web fluid by the time this night is over. Care to dance?
17. I would ask u to dance but it uses too much energy!
18. Those aren’t sugar plums dancing through my head. My dreams only have room for you.
19. Are you tired? Because you've been round dancing through my mind all day!
20. I've justbeat up god & the devil... come dance with me.
21. I know you're in the middle of the father-daughter dance, but I'm going to go ahead and cut in.
22. We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and f**k.
23. I'll show you my battement if you show me yours.
24. I love how you dance as if no one’s watching.
25. When I first laid my eyes on you was at the powwow, I remember because you made my heart beat like a fancy dance song!
26. Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
27. Are your legs dancing to Taylor Swift, because it looks like they are never ever getting back together
28. If you were a pole I would dance all over you.
29. Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are my girl, And these flowers are for you. You come home in May, And I think it would be bomb To share such a special day Will you go with me to Prom?
30. My heart beats for you like my frappes beat the floor.
31. Roses are red. Donuts are the bomb. Do me a favor and come with me to "PROM"