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  1. 1. I've got something besides a loaded-gun complex you can cock and pull.

  2. 2. My couch actually pulls out.

  3. 3. Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.

  4. 4. But I don’t

  5. 5. I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

  6. 6. It hurts so bad.

  7. 7. Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

  8. 8. Hey girl, is that door push or pull, cause I'm gonna hold it for you.

  9. 9. I'm having problems with the zipper on this dress. Would you mind pulling it up for me?

  10. 10. I'm emptying shells into you!! Let me pull out and reload.

  11. 11. I campaign for the EU the same way I teach sex education: I tell them pulling out isn't safe.

  12. 12. If you were a vegetable I’d pull the plug

  13. 13. Call me Hamstring, cos you've pulled.

  14. 14. Are you a magnet cause I’m pulled in to you tonight.

  15. 15. Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.

  16. 16. Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.

  17. 17. That I would stick my dick so far up your ass, whoever would pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.

  18. 18. Hey babe, could you give my voting lever a little pull?

  19. 19. If you pull out your treasure map, I'll show you where the booty is.

  20. 20. No? Do you want to be? (Note: the one time I pulled this line on a girl, she actually was a single mother. Much backpedaling ensued)

  21. 21. I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... In my pants.

  22. 22. Hey, girl, they call me Red Five 'cause I don't pull out in time

  23. 23. Baby you're as irresistible as pulling on the lane line during backstroke.

  24. 24. In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.

  25. 25. Because I’d have a hard time pulling out of you

  26. 26. Wanna pull the wishbone with me? I’ll promise to let you win!

  27. 27. Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.

  28. 28. I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.

  29. 29. Because there will be no pulling out

  30. 30. But i’m pretty sure i could pull it off ;) ;)

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