told pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

  2. 2. Cause someone told me you have a crush on me

  3. 3. _I was told this is a great icebreaker. Did it work?_

  4. 4. Um...if i told you that u had a hot body, would u take your pants off and dance around for me.

  5. 5. Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.

  6. 6. I'm not, but I still wanna dig in your guts for a few hours.

  7. 7. Is what I told this girl until she explained that it wasn't an accent, but a speech disorder (O_O;)

  8. 8. Thats why i am sticking with you

  9. 9. So that’s why I’m following you! >u< ️️️

  10. 10. Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!

  11. 11. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.

  12. 12. Spiderman just came up to me in Times Square and told me I dropped something - his phone number.

  13. 13. If I told you that you had a nice governing body, would you hold it against me?

  14. 14. If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?

  15. 15. Now that I've met you it is clear dad was wrong

  16. 16. I've called heaven and told them they must me missing an angel fish.

  17. 17. Before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.

  18. 18. Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams

  19. 19. If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

  20. 20. I’ve been told I look an awful lot like Superman.

  21. 21. Ironman is red. Thor's hair is gold. Get on your knees and do as you're told.

  22. 22. Made this one myself, hope it is good

  23. 23. But that’s all I want to do with you

  24. 24. If I told you you had a celestial body would you hold it against me?

  25. 25. Coach told me to keep my heart rate under 160 beats per minute, but then I saw you.

  26. 26. If I told you you had great chromatophores, would you hold them against me?

  27. 27. Has anyone ever told you, you look just like Yoko Ono?

  28. 28. Hello there my sponsor told me to just DO you.

  29. 29. They told me that I’d feel the spirit at church, not that I’d see an angel!

  30. 30. Has anyone ever told you you have a great dorsal?

  31. 31. Well I wished for perfection and here you are.

  32. 32. ...Sorry, but my mom always told me to follow my dreams.

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