root pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you Ubuntu-compliant? I'd like to perform a root-level operation.

  2. 2. Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?

  3. 3. Girl are you the square root of -1 because you are entirely imaginary.

  4. 4. If I was a plant you'd make my roots extend

  5. 5. Because you're a solid 10 but you're too good to be real

  6. 6. Are you the square root of -1? Because you cannot be real.

  7. 7. Cause your unreal

  8. 8. How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?

  9. 9. Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

  10. 10. Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.

  11. 11. How about a kanga-root?

  12. 12. Cause you got me in all fours

  13. 13. Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you

  14. 14. Girl, are you a square root sign, because you are radical!

  15. 15. Are you the square root of a negative number? Because I can’t believe you’re real

  16. 16. Lets have a tonic and get to your root.

  17. 17. Cause you're a 10 and too good to be real

  18. 18. Cuz you can't be real

  19. 19. And root.

  20. 20. Because you are 6i

  21. 21. Because you can't be real.

  22. 22. No? Well, how 'bout a root?

  23. 23. Cause no matter how I see it you're always a 10

  24. 24. I'd give you a root

  25. 25. You must be square root of 2, because I feel irrational around you.

  26. 26. You're rooting for Team USA too? We have enough in common for a one-night stand

  27. 27. What is your favorite comedy? Oh mine is Roots.

  28. 28. My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.

  29. 29. I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

  30. 30. The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

  31. 31. You must be the square root of two because i feel irrational around you

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