prison pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You can be bad cop all you want.

  2. 2. Yes? Then why aren't you in prison for stealing my heart

  3. 3. Is your dad in prison? "no, why?" If I was your dad I'd be in prison.

  4. 4. You : is your dad in prison ? Them : no You : if I was your dad I would be in prison Them : why ? You : because I’d touch you

  5. 5. Because if i were your dad i would be in prison

  6. 6. 'Cause if I was your dad, I'd definitely go to prison.

  7. 7. Cause if I was your dad I’d sure be in prison

  8. 8. Because if I were your dad, I'd be in prison.

  9. 9. Hey Girl, if i were in prison and you were dropped soap id still be trying to pick you up.

  10. 10. Because if I was your father I would be in prison

  11. 11. Cause i want to be stuck in you forever

  12. 12. Cause I would like to be sentenced for life.

  13. 13. What’s a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?

  14. 14. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

  15. 15. It might just be that I've been locked up in a prison for years, but you're the most beautiful living person I've seen in a long time!

  16. 16. I'd definitely drop the soap ;)

  17. 17. Because I'm about to steal your heart

  18. 18. Cause you stole my heart

  19. 19. Because I want to be in a small space with you for life and occasionally get away, go off the map, and do something nice

  20. 20. And i will go to prison after i put my cock in you

  21. 21. Is your dad in prison? Cuz if I were him I would be

  22. 22. Because I could spend alot of time in you

  23. 23. Cause I wouldn’t mind going behind you ;)

  24. 24. And i want you for 50 years

  25. 25. Because I’m looking for your cell number

  26. 26. I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.

  27. 27. Your name must be Sirius, because you are a prisoner of ass-kablam!

  28. 28. At this point, I’ll take anything. (Prisoner)

  29. 29. I'll be a prisoner, you be a guard. Abuse me!

  30. 30. Si la belleza fuera delito, yo te hubiera dado cadena perpetua. (If beauty was a crime, you would deserve life in prison.)

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