male pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. The description says it all. I'll take anything.

  2. 2. Because you're a hot male

  3. 3. Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.

  4. 4. Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.

  5. 5. Excuse me, but , you’re “smoking”all by yourself. That cigarette isn’t necessary!

  6. 6. Your must be a Greek sculpture, because you are so chiseled and well-defined unless you are a Dolce and Gabbana male models.

  7. 7. Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.

  8. 8. Are you a male Gerudo? Because men like you are only born once in a hundred years.

  9. 9. So you like alpha males, do you? Well, I'm the leader of the pack, baby.

  10. 10. I'm thirsty for some Romulan male.

  11. 11. Cause this male is ready to be received

  12. 12. Cause this Male is ready to come inside you

  13. 13. Let me insert my male external maleintromittent organ into your female musclular tubular part of the genitalia tract and let me combust my seminal fluid that contains spermatozoa.

  14. 14. Girl are you Batman? Because batman is Male. And I like boys.

  15. 15. I like my men the way I like my mathematical proofs: hard, formal, and 90% male.

  16. 16. If you were my boyfriend, I’d always make you priority male.

  17. 17. Alright girls, which one of you ordered a male stripper?

  18. 18. Single male, attentive listener. Like to intercept communications, bodily fluid from international women.

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