Legal pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.

  2. 2. Why don't you take a look at my briefs?

  3. 3. I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.

  4. 4. I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.

  5. 5. If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.

  6. 6. Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?

  7. 7. When I think of you, I become fully vested.

  8. 8. I've got a precedent that's long and deep.

  9. 9. Is your estate subject to open?

  10. 10. I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.

  11. 11. I'll teach you about jurisdiction if we change the venue to my place.

  12. 12. I think I'd be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.

  13. 13. How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?

  14. 14. There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.

  15. 15. I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.

  16. 16. When I bring an ejectment action, there'll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.

  17. 17. 'Res ipsa loquitur', honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!

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