mans pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. If a spider's bite can make you a spiderman, would you bite me just to let me be your man?

  2. 2. See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. Cmon lets get out of here!

  3. 3. You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...

  4. 4. You so fine girl, you make a blind man see.

  5. 5. You know the sort of girl who doesn't sleep with a man on a first date? Well, I'm not one of those.

  6. 6. You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

  7. 7. Booties, boobs and booze. Well the drinks are from me...

  8. 8. Girl, ghosts aren't the only thing my Pac-Man wants to eat tonight.

  9. 9. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch.

  10. 10. I'll expand in your ass

  11. 11. But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

  12. 12. Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat skank.

  13. 13. God breathed the breath of life into mans nostrils, but you can feel free to breathe it into my lips.

  14. 14. I love a man with a raised bed.

  15. 15. Because you are the best a man can get

  16. 16. After tonight you can say you've been with a man played by George Clooney, Christan Bale and the guy from Top Gun.

  17. 17. Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

  18. 18. Have you ever been with a man with outstanding hygiene? Because I've been washing my hands all day.

  19. 19. Man: Haven’t we met before? Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

  20. 20. Hey girl, I know you already got an atman, but I could be your it-man.

  21. 21. You must be a swimmer because man, you are a hottie la mottie with a swimmers body.

  22. 22. Girl, are you a man or a woman? Cuz you got me in a trance.

  23. 23. You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!

  24. 24. I am no man. Wanna bone ?

  25. 25. Woman: I have a boyfriend. Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning. Woman: What? Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

  26. 26. Baby is your name pac-man ? Cause every time I see you I want to chase you.

  27. 27. If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?

  28. 28. Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing!

  29. 29. You make me want to be a better man.

  30. 30. They don't call me a hard man for nothing...

  31. 31. Man: What are you looken at? Woman: Somethin ugly!

  32. 32. Do you wanna know why I am called Power Man?

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