send pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. No? Damn, I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.

  2. 2. You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty

  3. 3. I am going to extend my power pole and send you off to God.

  4. 4. Not just from yourself but all other dudes. Give you some head like roses and clover. Tell you your loneliest nights are over.

  5. 5. Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you. Remeber I will always be true. And then while I'm away I will write home everyday. And I will send all my loving to you.

  6. 6. Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven. This hasn’t failed me once

  7. 7. I said angels exist. My mom said no they don't. Just send me your pic, I'll show it to her and easily win the fight

  8. 8. Hey baby. You're so hot I'd send you to a foreign land to get in a war we can't win.

  9. 9. Do you like roller coasters? Because I can send you on a ride you won’t forget.

  10. 10. Are you a dementor? Because you send chills up my spine.

  11. 11. Cause I want to send my rocket into uranus

  12. 12. Because I wanted to show Santa what I want for Christmas...

  13. 13. So I can send Santa my wish list

  14. 14. Why? Because I wanna make you mcqueen. *then you send her a pic with lightning mcqueen with his tounge out*

  15. 15. Shall I send you my vcard?

  16. 16. Because a bath with you would send me to heaven

  17. 17. Hey girl you're sexy. Send me naked pics.

  18. 18. I call my penis the noble hierarch. It gets bigger whenever I send it to the red zone and I can tap it for white mana.

  19. 19. I have no lyrical ability, send nudes

  20. 20. I know how to read smoke signals. Send me one.

  21. 21. Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.

  22. 22. Baby is your name Cholesterol, because you send my blood pressure skyrocketing!

  23. 23. I don’t need my hammer to send lightning shocks through your body.

  24. 24. Damn girl, just because you have wi-fi doesn't mean you should connect with everyone who sends you a signal!

  25. 25. #the file would be too big.

  26. 26. You are very pretty Send me quarentity

  27. 27. Ya never know, they could find my right eye in mars and my dick in uranus ;)

  28. 28. But can you send me it without 'k' and 'o' ?

  29. 29. Cause I want to send children inside you.

  30. 30. { \[ ∫ ₀^(1)((1405/5)-89)\*x^(63) dx + (1010 ÷ (d/dx)(x^(202) ÷ 2)ₓ ₌ ₀) \] C \[ det(1 4 5 ; 8 0 9 ; 2 0 2) + 2 \] } ÷ 2

  31. 31. Merrily merrily merrily send bobs and vagene.

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