crash pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Cause I'd love to come crashing into your place.

  2. 2. This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

  3. 3. I'm a server, can I crash at your place tonight?

  4. 4. Cuz I wanna crash my plane between your twin towers

  5. 5. Can I crash at your place tonight?

  6. 6. Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.

  7. 7. Because I see you crashing at my place tonight.

  8. 8. Hey baby, you're so beautiful. I hope you don't die in a plane crash today.

  9. 9. Because I'm hella chill and I'd love to crash with you tonight.

  10. 10. But I wouldn’t mind hitting at your rear end

  11. 11. Hey there, I'm Al Qaeda I'll rate you 9/11, crash at your place and explode inside of you. And you'll never forget the time I visited.

  12. 12. Because I’m leaving with just enough gas to take you out and crash at your place.

  13. 13. Hey baby, my name's Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!

  14. 14. I can see you crashing At my place

  15. 15. Cuz I’d like to crash into you.

  16. 16. Guy: If your body was a road and my hand was a car, I'd crash with every turn... Girl: Why? Guy: Because those curves are DANGEROUS!

  17. 17. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

  18. 18. I see where the only two who survived the plane crash and made it to this deserted island...wanna make out?

  19. 19. Coz I would love to crash land on your landing strip.

  20. 20. Could you crash on me ;}

  21. 21. You can be the towers, and I'll crash my cockpit into you.

  22. 22. Cause I'd love to buy that stonk. Cause I could she you crashing at my place Cause I'd like you to go down on me

  23. 23. Because I wanna crash in between your twin towers

  24. 24. Because I'd like to crash at your place.

  25. 25. Cause I want to crash inside you.

  26. 26. I can do things with a motorbike you've never seen. Like drive on a wall, win at motocross every time and crash the bike without breaking it up. If you take a ride with me I'll prove it to you!

  27. 27. Cause you made my system crash.

  28. 28. Because I unexpectedly crashed into you at full speed.

  29. 29. Cause I'd like to crash into you.

  30. 30. Because I’d love to crash my plane between your twin towers

  31. 31. Did it hurt when you crashed?

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