waitress server pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. So do you spit, or is that only your cooks?

  2. 2. I ordered a beer because I wanted you to see I’m an organ donor. Here, take my heart. (And my number.)

  3. 3. I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

  4. 4. How do I get my girlfriend to lose some weight? I was thinking I should get her on Subway sandwiches like Jared. No really, is this place low-fat?

  5. 5. I would really like to learn ___________. Can you be my tutor? What is your number?

  6. 6. That accent - ________? It is very pretty. Where are you from?

  7. 7. Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?

  8. 8. Hey, I’ve never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?

  9. 9. I have a big tip for you but you will have to recieve it in private.

  10. 10. I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.

  11. 11. I ordered a beer because I wanted you to card me. It didn’t work. My name’s _______.

  12. 12. I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.

  13. 13. I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m stll hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

  14. 14. I'm thinking of getting into waitressing...can you give me any tips on how to break into the industry?

  15. 15. My burger was great, but YOU are rare and well-done at the same time.

  16. 16. Since you are on your feet all day, I figured youd like to go lay down with me when you are done?

  17. 17. So when’s your next night off?

  18. 18. That accent - ________? It is very pretty. Where are you from? I would really like to learn ___________. Can you be my tutor? What is your number?

  19. 19. This restaurant? Luckiest busboys in the world.

  20. 20. What time do you get off? Well what time do you get out of work?

  21. 21. You brought me lunch, can I bring you dinner?

  22. 22. You’d be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn’t smell like French fries.

  23. 23. I just kept ordering coffee so you’d talk to me. Now I just have to pee.

  24. 24. Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.

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