laugh pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy. Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

  2. 2. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

  3. 3. Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

  4. 4. Need a good pickup line for the girl that's named crystal. Something clever that will make her laugh.

  5. 5. Said this to the new girl at work back when we were in highschool. She had a good laugh.

  6. 6. Then go to a girl, give her the paper and tell her : (The doctor prescribed this medicine for me)

  7. 7. Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand. (Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)

  8. 8. Because I’m pretty funny lookin’

  9. 9. So immature but it makes me fucking laugh

  10. 10. 9/10 to make her laugh, good opener, remember guys, humor is more important than multiplication table

  11. 11. NAH, just playin'. Let's get some pizza and go to the arcade!

  12. 12. 'coz all my life is a joke

  13. 13. Cause you make me laugh and smile :).

  14. 14. Man, are they hard to look at. Gets a laugh, which is key.

  15. 15. Well this made me laugh tea out of my nose.

  16. 16. Did you fall from heaven?? Cuz damn you look hurt. (You'll get some laughs which is better imo)

  17. 17. Cute girl at work and every time I leave I say "bye ___, see ya in my dreams" as kind of a joke and it receives a laugh and smile, but what's something else I could say?

  18. 18. Girl you're so hot If you ate bread.... you'd poop toast.

  19. 19. Most start laughing and boom, better icebreaker than the Titanic.

  20. 20. Me: hey do you know where "me saying an name of shop" Her: yes that way Me: and ehm..Your number? (Shows phone) Bruh this is smooth as hell right

  21. 21. It's hard to tell because I can't see a thing over all this laughter! 🤡

  22. 22. Need a tasteful line that'll make her laugh, preferably one related to her name. Thanks in advance!

  23. 23. A lonely me, a lonely you. ... Why are you laughing?

  24. 24. A pickup line that make her laugh and respond to the DM.

  25. 25. And you’d like point at the map in a really nerdy way, and make them laugh. It’s great when there’s the physical delivery, too.

  26. 26. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

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