4. Cuz if you can't find a seat, you can sit on my face.
5. How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?
6. I'd definitely help you down the inflatable slide.
7. Isn't it great? Really slick.
8. Hi, (looking at the girl and then looking over at her friends) you have the rest of your lives to get to know her, but for me, i just got these few minutes, so can i have her?
9. Can I show you around when we land?
10. During turbulence: Don't worry, I'll hold you.
11. Are you traveling alone?
12. Can you keep a secret? I'm packin'.
13. Coffee, tea, or me?
14. Could we even fit in the bathroom?
15. My TV is broken — care to spare an earbud?
16. I don't believe in sex before monogamy, but I do believe in kissing under your blanket.
17. I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
18. According to the lights, the bathroom is unoccupied right now.
19. I'm glad I used my miles for first class — you're worth the upgrade.
20. If we go down, I'll save you first.
21. In the bathroom line: Please, you go ahead.
22. It was love at first flight.
23. I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
24. Pilot: I had to leave the cockpit to say hello.
25. Want to share my Xanax?
26. What lady can resist a man in uniform?
27. When you sleep, you look like an angel.
28. You wouldn't believe what I had to trade for this seat next to you.
29. A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
30. Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?