1. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Just like the entire city of Cleveland felt after the Browns drafted Johnny Manziel.
2. Did you fart? Because I just felt the thunder.
3. When you passed me, I felt like running faster but following you from behind was inspirational enough.
4. Until this moment, I never understood how Joseph smith felt during his angelic visits.
5. Are you with the NRA, because I felt a silver bullet through my heart.
6. Girl is your name Lux? Because my heart just felt a spark.
7. Is 'such a rush' a book or what i felt when i saw you for the first time.
8. Hi, I'm not from here and I felt lost till I saw you!
9. Girl are you an alteration wizard because you're making me change in ways I've never felt before.
10. I had to rate you on a scale of 1 to 10, I would rate you a 7.
Because 7 is considered a lucky number, which is how I felt when I met you.
11. Cuz you looking fine
12. Would you like it to be?
13. Asphalt, ass felt. Sorry yall
14. Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
15. You might not be a Bulls fan.. But I know you felt it when this D Rose.
16. You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."
17. This may not be India, but since I saw you I've felt like I'm in Lucknow.
18. I can inflict the most pain you've ever felt. Or pleasure. Take your pick.
19. The first time I saw thee, I felt as if my stomach had been raided by beautiful fire breathing dragons. Uh..in a nice way of course.
20. We'd better call the disaster response team, because I think I just felt the earth shake beneath me.
21. I sense something… a presence I’ve not felt since I saw you bend over the bar.
22. And I knew exactly how old Walt Disney’s Cinderella felt when she found her prince.
23. I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.
24. Seeing as you just accidentally felt up my butt anyway, wanna take things to the next level?
25. Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?
26. Did you just call me on my iphone? I felt something vibrating in my pocket.
27. I would love it if you Felt my Marker.
28. Is your tank top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
29. is that a club under your felt or are you just happy to see me?