table pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later tonight.

  2. 2. I can be the one you knead.

  3. 3. Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.

  4. 4. Why aren't you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.

  5. 5. Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.

  6. 6. There’s nothing quite like having fresh pie on the table.

  7. 7. I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

  8. 8. ‘Cause I wanna throw you on the table and do you all night but I’ll give up two minutes in and start crying.

  9. 9. Because I’m gonna bang you for a while at the kitchen table.

  10. 10. The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

  11. 11. Oh you like gherkins? I LOVE whole dill spears for my Thanksgiving table.

  12. 12. Never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead

  13. 13. Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

  14. 14. Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

  15. 15. Because I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long

  16. 16. You’re small, cute, and I’m gonna bang you on the kitchen table later.

  17. 17. Violets are blue I liked talking to you. Should I book a table for 2?

  18. 18. You must be on top of a lot of tables with statistics like that.

  19. 19. Hey girl what table are you sitting at?

  20. 20. Small, cute, and I’m gonna bang u up against my coffee table later

  21. 21. You're small, cute, and sometimes I bang you on the coffee table ;)

  22. 22. I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

  23. 23. Oral procedures are more more interesting, there's always a tour de table.

  24. 24. If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.

  25. 25. Because id leave you on the table unfinished ;3 (or {because im the piece you’re missing})

  26. 26. Ever do it on an embalming table?

  27. 27. Chemists do it on the table periodically.

  28. 28. I could really see myself banging you on my coffee table.

  29. 29. So that I can bang you on the coffee table?

  30. 30. Cause I would merge cells with you on this table

  31. 31. ..The table is not the only thing that going to be on all 4 tonight.

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