piss pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Cuz i’d love to piss on u.

  2. 2. Can you hold this for me while I take a piss?

  3. 3. Cause you’re always trying to get in my pants.

  4. 4. How much do you sell your piss for?

  5. 5. He says urinate, but I say you’re definitely a 9 or 10!

  6. 6. Girl: *angry* Me: You seem pissed Girl: I wanna beat smth rn tbh Me: Okay then, wanna try beating my meat?

  7. 7. Cause you reek of piss

  8. 8. I pissed my bed, will you be my bae?

  9. 9. Because I don’t want to pull anything out of you.

  10. 10. That piss smell definitely isn't coming from you. Wanna get pie, cutie?

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