1. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Just like the entire city of Cleveland felt after the Browns drafted Johnny Manziel.
2. Only a dime a minute.
3. Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. -Johnny Carson
4. I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you!
5. Did you just survive a tangle with Johnny Storm? Because you’re super hot.
6. Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered.
7. And you're beach front property.
8. Because I wanna put my Johnny de(e)p inside you
9. being you watching me.
10. I'm your for the takin'.
11. Hey Baby, wanna see me comb my hair really fast?
12. I bet your name's Mickey 'cause you're so fine.
13. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me.
14. Me!
15. Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities.
16. If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right.
17. I’m pretty your pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other?
18. I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.
19. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
20. Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty?
21. Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way.
22. I got you a birthday present, Me.
23. Baby, you’re beachfront property, and I’m a tidal wave of love.
24. Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer?
25. You look like the kind of girl that could use two.