pointing pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

  2. 2. Can we find the counter-point motion on my (your) Grand Staff?

  3. 3. “Points between her legs” My dinner

  4. 4. Let me point you in the direction of...my place.

  5. 5. I may not have pointed ears, but everytime you're around I become a wood elf.

  6. 6. I hope I don't get a point deduction, because I just fell for you.

  7. 7. It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

  8. 8. Into your heart.

  9. 9. You look like you could definitely work the freestyle. Grabbing some rail gives you more points.

  10. 10. Because you're radiating me to the point that I am growing a hump

  11. 11. The head of my Big Dipper pointing right at you.

  12. 12. Damn girl, when you gonna show me that Point of Entry?

  13. 13. If we were playing tennis, I’d let you score all the points so I’ll always be in Love.

  14. 14. Points aren't the only thing you are gonna score tonight.

  15. 15. Which suprised me because you're definetly a 10.

  16. 16. No point resisting, I've already got privileged backdoor access to you.

  17. 17. You make me raise my point of order.

  18. 18. Spawn point set in my bed. Girl use that magic mirror now.

  19. 19. My toes are pointed if you know what i mean.

  20. 20. Let's just get to the pointe, wanna go out sometime?

  21. 21. If CP stood for Cute Points you’d have well over 1000.

  22. 22. Did I mention it also travels in time? [points at penis]

  23. 23. If they can't tell me you're my date?

  24. 24. Hey baby....do you want to see what my Arrow is pointing at?

  25. 25. Wanna help me reach my boiling point?

  26. 26. my possession arrow would always point your way!

  27. 27. Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

  28. 28. An infinite amount of points

  29. 29. (Pointing to your stockinged leg) Would you like to unwrap what’s in your Christmas stocking?

  30. 30. Then y did u bring the cake(pointing at her butt)

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