historical pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. 234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

  2. 2. She can dump tea in my harbor anytime.

  3. 3. You know, there something i could eat during a hunger strike.

  4. 4. Are you a historical landmark? Because Eiffel for you.

  5. 5. Be the change you want to see in the world, and you inspire the change I want to see in my erection.

  6. 6. Sleep with me, or I’ll prove you don’t exist.

  7. 7. I must be columbus because I wanna explore your body like it's the new world.

  8. 8. On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tomorrow night?

  9. 9. Gravity, schmavity. Some things that go up can stay up, if you get my drift.

  10. 10. If you were my tour guide you could study my history!

  11. 11. Hey gurl, if you were a province of the Roman Empire, you would be BAEtica.

  12. 12. Have you ever been with a man with outstanding hygiene? Because I've been washing my hands all day.

  13. 13. Hey, wanna’ see what happens when I undo this safety pin?

  14. 14. No, you don’t have to worry. Haven’t you heard? Turns out we wouldn’t have to go to confession at all!

  15. 15. Let us take independence from our clothes!

  16. 16. Say girl, are you related to Henry George? Cause I only wanna tax that body once.

  17. 17. Will you be the Madme Pompadour to my Louis XV?

  18. 18. You make me want to circle the wagons.

  19. 19. Girl did you invent the telephone cause you are looking Alexander Damn Swell.

  20. 20. Are you Upton Sinclair? Because I'd love for you to inspect my meat.

  21. 21. Nice pyramids...

  22. 22. Would you like to come upstairs and see the sketches I did on the back of a shovel with coal?

  23. 23. When Copernicus theorized that the Sun was the center of the universe he'd never met you.

  24. 24. Are you from the 1930's? Because you've got a Great D.

  25. 25. I understand the British are coming. I have to believe it's all your fault, baby...

  26. 26. Well it's not like you have a lot of options here Eve.

  27. 27. Is you're last name Oswald, because you just blew my mind!

  28. 28. According to Marx, there’s an uprising in my lower class.

  29. 29. Wanna watch me churn the butter?

  30. 30. Tell me what you’re wearing.

  31. 31. Are you manifest destiny? Because I believe it is my right to acquire you.

  32. 32. How would you like to be Bethoveen's Fifth?

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