horny pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you Jamaican? cuz ja'makin me horny

  2. 2. This may seem cheesy, but you make me really horny.

  3. 3. My friend said this to someone and I cringed, surprisingly it worked!

  4. 4. Your daddy must play the trumpet, cuz your making me horny!

  5. 5. Because I’m horny for you

  6. 6. You’re the tricera-tops and you’re making me horny.

  7. 7. I'm a triceratops, and if you can't already tell I'm pretty horny.

  8. 8. Girl, Are you Disneyland? Because you make me Matter-horny.

  9. 9. Big racks and horny, and I’m gunna take a shot at you.

  10. 10. It's just that you're sexy all the time

  11. 11. The deer is not the only one horny.

  12. 12. I wear my helmet everywhere, and I love getting horny in bed.

  13. 13. Ima who? Ima horny, let's screw.

  14. 14. Jamaican who? Jamaican me horny.

  15. 15. Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny.

  16. 16. Cacti are thorny I just can't help That you make me so horny

  17. 17. Damn your body, makes me so horny

  18. 18. Chipotle burritos make horny, and we should totally get some for dinner tonight.

  19. 19. No joke here just letting you know 75% of these would not work.

  20. 20. Cuz I got a bad case of the Horny

  21. 21. Sick of being horny as fuck

  22. 22. Cuz I'm \*horny\* for you

  23. 23. Because you made me horny 3 times in one day.

  24. 24. Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny!

  25. 25. I am Super Horny for you.

  26. 26. I'm sensing your weekend forecast is mostly horny!

  27. 27. Just got the weekend forecast…mostly horny with a chance of doing “it”.

  28. 28. Today’s forecast: Mostly horny and a chance of baby makin’

  29. 29. Did I make you horny? (Triceratops)

  30. 30. You make me RY-HORNY!

  31. 31. If you're feeling kinda horny, baby I want to make you mine. (Kid in Love)

  32. 32. Are you Kulve Taroth because you look pretty horny and I wanna knock your clothes off

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