thick pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because I am Down With The Thickness

  2. 2. Because your booty Israely thick

  3. 3. Damn girl, you're as thick as my protein shake.

  4. 4. I like my women like I like my glasses: Thick and black.

  5. 5. Because you thick as hell and scare the shit out of me

  6. 6. Sweet, thick, brown and shiny

  7. 7. Because you’re sweet, thick and I’d love to eat you up.

  8. 8. thick on the bottom and light on the top

  9. 9. Cuz you're super thick.

  10. 10. 7 inches, thick, loaded with cheese, and I'm all you need ;)

  11. 11. Because you’re miles thick

  12. 12. Because you sure are thick and stuffed with knowledge

  13. 13. That’s right a subway sub and that’s not the only 6inch you’ll be getting

  14. 14. Bcs you’re thick as hell and I want to open you up.

  15. 15. Thick, Tender and Juicy

  16. 16. Coz you're as thick as an oatmeal

  17. 17. You remind me of recently microwaved clam chowder Because you are hot, white and thick.

  18. 18. Cuz that booty Israel thick

  19. 19. Girl, ya look like a bottle of maple syrup... THICK!

  20. 20. Gurrrrl... is your name Alan cause you sure are Thicke...

  21. 21. Cause I can eat anything that is, thick, white and salty.

  22. 22. When the darkness rolls in, I’ll be there through thick and thin.

  23. 23. Damn sexy thick!

  24. 24. For a lot of thick white girls, every Friday is Black Friday.

  25. 25. Girl, yuh look like a bottle a maple syrup....THICK.

  26. 26. I love curvy women – you are big, sexy, thick, wide and beautiful.

  27. 27. My head is under water, but I'm breathing fine. You are thick and I'm out of my mind.

  28. 28. I'd pick you over a thick envelope any day.

  29. 29. That honey is thick and runny on your fingers. Mmmmm…

  30. 30. Hey baby, I like my women like I like my anthropology. Thick and cultural.

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