stupid pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because fuck you! you stupid piece of shit!

  2. 2. Because you look dumb and stupid.

  3. 3. I may be stupid I may be dumb But why not you just let me Finger you bum

  4. 4. My stupid coworker thought of this

  5. 5. Poems are stupid, let me fuck you

  6. 6. 2. Be called smart somewhere in the talk 3. Say “If you wanna make this boy stupid lend me your 🧠 “ 4. Get head.

  7. 7. Cause you lookin’ dummy thicc

  8. 8. Poems are stupid, just like I am for you (I saw a similar line, and thought this sounded better)

  9. 9. Black Friday is best enjoyed by deleting names of people who sent stupid thanksgiving messages.

  10. 10. Is it cool if I hold your hand? Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance? Do you like my stupid hair? Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear? (First Date)

  11. 11. I would ride you instead of a stupid broom

  12. 12. I just shit my pants. can i get in yours?

  13. 13. Roses are red I feel so stupid I think it’s cause I’ve just been hit by Cupid

  14. 14. I usually say a stupid pickup line but I don't want to mess this up.

  15. 15. Because every time you say something stupid, I keep banging you against the wall

  16. 16. Are you some stupid thing I did at 13 years old and I can't forget? Because thinking about you keeps me awake at night.

  17. 17. Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose??? Your Own Stupid Aprill Fooooooolllllllll

  18. 18. M-Did your donkey fell in sugar? F- No M- then what about that sweet ass

  19. 19. (talking to a girl named Eunice, hoping this is stupidly cringey)

  20. 20. GET IN THE VAN, YOU STUPID WHORE!!!!

  21. 21. When I see you, I get uncomfortable and stupid.

  22. 22. Are you always this stupid or today is your special day.

  23. 23. These pick up lines are stupid. Let's just have sex.

  24. 24. Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!

  25. 25. These daily racing forms are stupid. Let's just have sex.

  26. 26. Stupid risks make life worth living.

  27. 27. There’s more to life than stupid boys, you know. You are ready for a man in you.

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