credit pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. When you make my meter spin backward, I always know you'll give me full credit for it...

  2. 2. Cause you definitely got my interest

  3. 3. I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.

  4. 4. Good cause I'm 3 inches and generate no interest

  5. 5. Hey girl, if you’re looking for a man with good credit then here I am, Jesus paid for all of my debts!

  6. 6. Because I’d look a lot better if you were high right now

  7. 7. Because I just want to get you high and purchase things with you.

  8. 8. You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping

  9. 9. 'Cuz I want to check you out, but I'm scared.

  10. 10. Can I buy you a drink? From eBay and by using my parent's credit card?

  11. 11. Because I wanna make you McQueen KACHOWWW Probably already been done as it’s not my own but I don’t have anyone to credit

  12. 12. I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit. Let’s leave this place and get started on that additional child tax credit

  13. 13. There is no need for segregation, U And I should be together. Credit To Smii7y.

  14. 14. Cuz you're on my radar \*Credit to my friend u/TheSaucee7

  15. 15. But you can call me anytime -credits to some video I saw on Instagram

  16. 16. Credit to starcat

  17. 17. Credit goes to Garth from Wayne’s world for that one, who has hair in new places.

  18. 18. Ive got a boner to pick with you

  19. 19. ‘Cause I want to bounce on you

  20. 20. Me: You like that? you should hear my phone number... ;) Credits: Phoebe (F.R.I.E.N.D.S)

  21. 21. So do you have a name or can I call you mine

  22. 22. Because I’m paying you a lot of interest

  23. 23. And yo p\*\*\*y a credit score, 'cause it's 'bout to get F\*\*KED.

  24. 24. Coz you taunt with few good seconds and then start asking for credit card info!

  25. 25. Cos I'm already knee deep inside of you

  26. 26. Cause you twist every thing I say. Credit to translation fails.

  27. 27. I came up with this and if you take credit for it I’ll cry.

  28. 28. Girl, I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie ;)

  29. 29. I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit.

  30. 30. I'll have to credit you for my asset depletion

  31. 31. Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like lowering your ex's credit score, wire tapping your boss and taking you off the no fly list

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