the simpsons pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You're so sweet, there oughta be ants crawling all over ya.

  2. 2. Man, I want to be frozen until science can discover a way for men like me to have a change with women like you.

  3. 3. Listen, gorgeous, if you're lookin' for an east mark to seduce and steal his identity... I'm your man.

  4. 4. Wow, if you were, like a type of factory or somethin' you'd be an oil refinery... because the word "Fine" is in it.

  5. 5. Your daddy musta worked at Ikea because you are put together nice!

  6. 6. Darlin', standin' next to you does the impossible... it makes me even uglier.

  7. 7. Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

  8. 8. To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

  9. 9. I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.

  10. 10. Can I buy you dinner? You obviously like strappin' on the feedbag.

  11. 11. Well, you're obviously an angel, so I guess your wings got amputated, huh? Did God kick you out for stealin' or something'?

  12. 12. Babe, you owe me a buck thirty-nine: you're so hot, you curdled the yogurt in my fanny pack.

  13. 13. You can eat my shorts. (The Simpsons – Bart)

  14. 14. I'm the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.

  15. 15. Hi. Please don't mace me.

  16. 16. (Or if you wanna get a good look at here rack...) baby, mind if I put some breadcrumbs down your blouse, 'cuz I am lost in your eyes.

  17. 17. Baby, watch out! You got so many curves you're makin' me carsick!

  18. 18. Baby, you need a "YOU ARE HERE", sign on your forehead 'cuz I am lost in your eyes.

  19. 19. Can I buy you a drink? It'll help you tolerate my face. And my voice. And my smell.

  20. 20. Finally! You're here! I ordered a tall drink of water and hour ago!

  21. 21. Hey, if you Spring for me, I'll Fall for you. Please don't hit me.

  22. 22. Hi, my name is Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me , “Hey you in the bushes”

  23. 23. Holy God, I shouldn't even be talkin' to you. it's like a disfigured rat chattin' up a unicorn.

  24. 24. Lets go watch "The Simpsons", you can be Marge and I can take you Homer!"

  25. 25. Listen, do you happen to have a blind twin sister?

  26. 26. Noy you are a girl worth puttin' on deodorant for.

  27. 27. Wanna go out? I know I'm ugly, but you ain't no Sharon Gless yourself.

  28. 28. What's your sign, baby? Mine's "No Fat Chicks."

  29. 29. Why don't you go out with me and confuse everybody who believes in Natural Selection?

  30. 30. Wow, I never thought I'd see an angel in a craphouse like this.

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