furniture pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

  2. 2. Cause I’m gonna bang you on all my furniture!

  3. 3. Because I just wanna bang you on all my furniture in the dark.

  4. 4. Coz i’ll bang you on every furniture in my house

  5. 5. Because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!

  6. 6. I'd bang you on every piece of furniture

  7. 7. You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.

  8. 8. Cause I’m gonna bang on every piece of furniture in my house

  9. 9. Cute, small, and will probably bang you on every piece of furniture.

  10. 10. You remind me of my little toe... because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

  11. 11. Because I would bang you on every piece of furniture I own.

  12. 12. Are you a pinky toe? Cus I wanna bang you on all of my furniture

  13. 13. Because I wanna bang you against every piece of furniture in my house.

  14. 14. Coz I will bang you on all my furniture

  15. 15. When I get you home, I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

  16. 16. Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it

  17. 17. Cause I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

  18. 18. Cause I think I've banged you on every furniture at my house

  19. 19. I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

  20. 20. So I could bang you on every furniture I came across.

  21. 21. I wanna nail you on every wall 🧱

  22. 22. But i'd rather build a life with you

  23. 23. Because I'm about to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

  24. 24. Cause i am about to bang you on every piece of furniture!

  25. 25. But I'd still love to bang you on all my furniture

  26. 26. Cute, small, and I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture.

  27. 27. And bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

  28. 28. Cuz im gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

  29. 29. I'm going to bang you on every piece of my furniture.

  30. 30. I'm goin to bang you on every peice of furniture in my house

  31. 31. Cuz I’m looking for one nightstand!

  32. 32. Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

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