hulk pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I'd like to ride YOUR Incredible Hulk...

  2. 2. My zipper

  3. 3. You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

  4. 4. Because I am extremely violent and angry and will possibly beat you to death while you sleep due to my extreme mental illnesses.

  5. 5. Hi am Hulk, make me angry and I go green baby!

  6. 6. Cause I’ve got a heavy hammer for you to try to lift

  7. 7. My Zipper

  8. 8. But im tryin to smash

  9. 9. Go out with Hulk. Don't. Make. Hulk. ANGRY.

  10. 10. HULK SMASH you with love.

  11. 11. You've smashed your way into my heart (The Hulk)

  12. 12. Wanna see my Hulk?

  13. 13. Are you made of fluorine? Because you make me react to everything! (The Hulk)

  14. 14. They don't call me incredible for nothing! (The Hulk)

  15. 15. Im not the hulk, but I can show you something incredible.

  16. 16. Hulk will show you why he Strongest There Is.

  17. 17. My zipper.

  18. 18. Because when I see you I want to smash

  19. 19. Cause i wanna smash.

  20. 20. Cuz i wanna smash you

  21. 21. Because we should make like hulk and smash

  22. 22. My zipper ;)

  23. 23. (Hulk Costume) Wanna see my mini hulk?

  24. 24. My Zipper.

  25. 25. Cuz I wanna smash you.

  26. 26. Cause I wanna smash

  27. 27. My Zipper ;)

  28. 28. My d**k turns to hulk and it wants to smash

  29. 29. Because I can make you go mad. Sincerely: Dr. Bruce Banner

  30. 30. What has 145 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

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