1. Message from 672-739-5463 ( NSA-SEX-LINE ) You left your car keys on the kitchen counter and your panties are on backwards.
2. No? Damn, I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.
3. That I hold farts in while we message each other
4. My heart still skips a beat when I see you, hear you, or even think about you. I can barely focus on the message that’s supposed to be in this card… By the way…Happy Father’s Day! That was it!!
5. Boys help a fellow direct message slider out.
6. I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.
7. Got a hottie from Brazil I need to message quickly !!!
8. Hotel Receptionist: "I have a message for you." James Bond: "I think you just delivered it."
9. Girl, I want you to receive God's message. It's written in my DNA.
10. She messaged me and said "You're so adorable give me directions to your heart."
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