computer pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because I've got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.

  2. 2. Idk but I tried googling it

  3. 3. Damn, girl, are you sitting on an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

  4. 4. You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.

  5. 5. I'm a server, can I crash at your place tonight?

  6. 6. Meeting you was F8.

  7. 7. No need for a condom, I have an anti-virus installed.

  8. 8. Hey Baby... Can I double click your mouse?

  9. 9. Child, overclock my processor.

  10. 10. Baby don't worry about getting pregnant i'll safely remove my hardware.

  11. 11. Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

  12. 12. You must be an angel because your texture mapping is divine!

  13. 13. I want to go back to my room and see my Pentium 230 MHz?

  14. 14. Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus...

  15. 15. Baby, you over clock my processor.

  16. 16. What's a knock-out like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this?

  17. 17. Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?

  18. 18. Hey, Baby, wanna unzip my files?

  19. 19. Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.

  20. 20. Damn girl, you have more curves than my ergonomically-correct keyboard.

  21. 21. Do not worry darling, call my dual-channel RAM.

  22. 22. Because I wanna install my hardware in you

  23. 23. Coz i feel we just 'clicked'.

  24. 24. You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.

  25. 25. Because you're my type of model

  26. 26. Cause you sure turn my software into hardware

  27. 27. Are you Ubuntu-compliant? I'd like to perform a root-level operation.

  28. 28. Bc u are turning my software to hardware 🥵

  29. 29. I am a Buffered Reader. You input meaning into my life.

  30. 30. You can toggle my analog stick any time.

  31. 31. Cause you're turning my floppy disk into a hard drive.

  32. 32. I wanna know what turns you on.

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