workplace pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Any chance you’d be interested in drilling down with me?

  2. 2. I bet it was your hotness that caused today's mandatory fire drill.

  3. 3. Girl, why don't you come over to my place . . . of business that is, because women belong in the workplace.

  4. 4. Are you interested in managing my account?

  5. 5. How about we slip out of these suits and into something a little more casual Friday?

  6. 6. I can't erase you from my memory. (Office Supply – USB)

  7. 7. All this problem solving has me wanting to create problems.

  8. 8. I can tell you’re a team player.

  9. 9. Strong, and valued in the workplace.

  10. 10. Enterprise this.

  11. 11. All this corporate giving is getting me hot under the collar-you?

  12. 12. Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.

  13. 13. Are you good with Excel? Then you must be good at spreadsheets.

  14. 14. At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

  15. 15. Baby, you can give me a call-to-action anytime.

  16. 16. Can I borrow a pen? I need it to write down your number when I ask you for it later today because I didn't want to look it up in the employee directory.

  17. 17. Can I see the inside of your cubicle?

  18. 18. Can you assist me with this insertion order?

  19. 19. Can you help me figure out my operating system?

  20. 20. Do you have a privacy policy? Beause I’d love to see your fine print.

  21. 21. Do you have the Wi-Fi password — because I'm feeling this connection.

  22. 22. Don’t feel like you have to go this alone, we can tag team.

  23. 23. Forecasting is for people who can’t live in the moment.

  24. 24. Hard cover briefcases are so much better.

  25. 25. I am feeling this burn rate in many places.

  26. 26. I don’t believe in automation, I am all hands on.

  27. 27. I don’t need to look at more data. What I’m feeling with you is already statistically significant.

  28. 28. I don’t think you and I will need any troubleshooting.

  29. 29. I love you like a marketer loves reporting.

  30. 30. I make small cubicles fun.

  31. 31. I may not be the most handsome guy using the copier, but right now, I'm the only one making you wait for it.

  32. 32. I was thinking about you during that entire conference call.

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