hair pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Your hair is holding up surprisingly well despite these humid conditions.

  2. 2. If my hair wasn't covering my eyes right now, I'd be staring at you.

  3. 3. Don't worry baby I've got you in my cross hairs.

  4. 4. It hurts so bad.

  5. 5. Einstein had great hair, didn't he? I just love your hair.

  6. 6. Go ahead, ruffle my hair.

  7. 7. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

  8. 8. I shaved my pubic hair into the shape of some mistletoe. Do I really need to finish this pickup line?

  9. 9. Does the carpet match the foot hair ?

  10. 10. Your hair was just so beautiful from the back that I had to come see the front.

  11. 11. Because you’re annoying and unnecessary, but i keep you around so people don’t know I’m gay

  12. 12. Who’s ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work!

  13. 13. Ironman is red. Thor's hair is gold. Get on your knees and do as you're told.

  14. 14. Your hair is golden, like the summer sun...I want to see it set in my lap.

  15. 15. If we're still together next year, let's put flour in our hair, borrow your grandpa's walker, and grow old together.

  16. 16. Hey boy...it's a full moon..what do you say we run around naked and see if we grow hair all over our bodies?

  17. 17. Oh wait, you're a guy with long hair, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry-

  18. 18. Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.

  19. 19. You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.

  20. 20. I´ve got something that´ll put hairs on your chest.

  21. 21. Unlike my hair colour you're not just a phase.

  22. 22. Your hair blows in the wind like the ruffling pages of an old book lying on a bed facing an open window.

  23. 23. You can use my hair straightener.

  24. 24. My hair isn’t the only thing standing straight up.

  25. 25. Listen ladies, I don't wash my hair with shampoo. I wash my hair with champagne.

  26. 26. If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.

  27. 27. I'll let you play with my hair if you let me play with yours.

  28. 28. Your hair is everywhere. Min if I brush it out of your face?

  29. 29. My hair isn't the only thing that grows longer.

  30. 30. I'll be your eyeliner if you'll be my teased hair.

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