slide pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Do you like Wendys? Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face.

  2. 2. Are you a master of Powerpoint? Because I’d sure like to slide all over your deck.

  3. 3. Because you make me wet

  4. 4. You’d be a T-Rex with a Q in front and no Rex after. (ps was inspired by another line I saw. Let me know if this is good about to slide in this absolute beauty’s DMs.)

  5. 5. Hey girl, is your name Robin? Because I want you to slide down my Batpole.

  6. 6. 'Cause when I slide into you, you take me to another world! (Said it to the girlfriend and she lost it, told me to post)

  7. 7. I'm tryna slide in boys

  8. 8. ‘Cause I’ll be in and out in, like, 10 seconds.

  9. 9. If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?

  10. 10. You'll be sliding on your knees for more than a volleyball.

  11. 11. Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

  12. 12. Yes, that is a slide rule in my pocket.

  13. 13. Is your kid more of a teeter-totter-girl or a slide-man?

  14. 14. Because I want to slip inside you

  15. 15. Hey baby come over to me and slide into my spot.

  16. 16. Do you want to ride me down the slide?

  17. 17. ‘Cause I’d like to slide down your pants.

  18. 18. But you can call me cake, cause ill go straight to your ass after sliding down your throat.

  19. 19. I'm sliding into a girls dms

  20. 20. And I'll let you slide into me.

  21. 21. I'll tear your ass up and make it hurt for days.

  22. 22. Because you’re really hot and smart

  23. 23. Cause i couldn't stop myself, from sliding into your DM

  24. 24. Cause i'd love to slip n' slide in your DM's

  25. 25. Watch out, I might Surprise Slides inside you.

  26. 26. You play volleyball? Let me grab some knee pads, so I can slide into your DMs.

  27. 27. You wanna grease my slide?

  28. 28. Baby, I'm like an oceanic plate on a gravity slide - I can't wait to subduct beneath your crust!

  29. 29. Girl, are you a Rangurotura? 'Cause very time I slide out, you pull me right back in.

  30. 30. Wanna slide down my pole?

  31. 31. I'd definitely help you down the inflatable slide.

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