1. If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.
2. Did you feed me a super mushroom, because I feel something growing for you.
3. (mario kart obviously..)
4. You be my Princess, I'll be your Toad, I'll follow behind you on Rainbow Road.
5. I'd love to have your castle in my princess.
6. Are you a magic mushroom? Because you're making me grow.
7. I don't need a mushroom for my love for you to grow.
8. Gurl, you must've picked up a Fireflower because you are hot.
9. If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
10. Let me level you up.
11. Hey baby, want me to show you where to find the magic mushroom?
12. Girl are you mario
Cos I want you to jump on my pipe
Credit to:@the_silly_salmon
13. I've given my heart away more than Mario Yamasaki, but I'm will to try again for you.
14. If you were a Yoshi and I was Mario I'd ride you all day.
15. Baby, your name must be Mario Yamasaki because you just stopped my heart prematurely.
16. You give me a 1-UP... In my pants!
17. 8 Worlds aren't enough to keep me away from you.
18. I can see why Bowser wants to kidnap you so badly...
19. If I was Mario, you would be my only star.
20. I'm Luigi, let me cum in you
- Day 92
21. Why do they call you Princess Peach? Cause I can't keep my eyes off your melons.
22. I have plenty of other games on there, like mario party, ARMS, Kirby, some Snes/Nes games, and even some Pokémon games. But if you really want, we can play some smash in my room.
23. Cause I want to go down your pipes and you jump on my .
24. I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.
25. Cause I wanna kill you
26. Will you be my player 2 ?
27. Wanna ride my Yoshi?
28. Cause I'm Mario and I'm going move around all over you.
29. Cause my head would leave you in pieces.
30. Girl, you’re the only target I want like the Shine Sprite.
31. Girl, no matter where you are, you are always my number one, and my blue shell will find you.