professional pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because I've had an erection for over four hours and I was told to contact you.

  2. 2. Cuz I can crack the code to your heart

  3. 3. But I can picture you and me together.

  4. 4. I don't have to be a medical professional to diagnose you with an extreme case of sexy.

  5. 5. Are you a professional dominatrix?

  6. 6. A) because whenever things get too hot they call me to come make it wet b) it takes multiple trained professionals to handle my hose

  7. 7. Did u know that women firefighters are professional hose handlers.

  8. 8. *damn autocorrect* i meant professional bounty hunter

  9. 9. I bet you a professional sword swallower.

  10. 10. Cuz you make my stacks overflow

  11. 11. Because they sure made a cutiepie

  12. 12. I am not a professional miner, but I can make your bed-rock

  13. 13. Will you be my duet partner?

  14. 14. Aye girl I'm a professional road worker and I like how that ass felt Asphalt, ass felt. Sorry yall

  15. 15. Cos you're hot enough to play me.

  16. 16. Because I have a package that needs careful handling.

  17. 17. Hello. I am a professional baseball player.

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