doctors pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I need new contacts, specifically urs :)

  2. 2. Life is dangerous.. Sleep with a doctor!

  3. 3. Girl, are you Rose Tyler? Because you're pretty annoying but I'd probably still cry if you died.

  4. 4. Then go to a girl, give her the paper and tell her : (The doctor prescribed this medicine for me)

  5. 5. Because i broke my leg falling for you ;)

  6. 6. I know exactly where all the most important parts are.

  7. 7. IN-CEM-IN-ATE!

  8. 8. Do you like Daleks? 'Cause I'm gonna exterminate that sorrow off your face.

  9. 9. You know what is sexier than a lingerie nurse outfit?...having an M.D.

  10. 10. Yo, excuse me can I check your temperature because you lookin' really hot.

  11. 11. My sonic screwdriver has a vibrate function. Wanna see?

  12. 12. Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.

  13. 13. Are you a cyborg? Because you take my breath away.

  14. 14. Is your gaze from another galaxy? Cuz I keep getting lost in your eyes.

  15. 15. Come baby, become... one... with me.

  16. 16. I came here to touch your butt.

  17. 17. Hey baby, would you like to step into my box? It know it looks small, but it's MASSIVE on the inside!

  18. 18. It's bigger on the inside.

  19. 19. I'm very sorry, but that is NOT a sonic screwdriver in my pocket...

  20. 20. Every time i regenerate, my penis gets bigger.

  21. 21. Eating an apple everyday won't keep me away from you!

  22. 22. Wanna go back to my place and save me?

  23. 23. Are you the Tardis? Cause I bet you’re bigger on the inside.

  24. 24. We're both going to be doctors. Let's F*ck!

  25. 25. Doctor, can you mend my broken heart since you were the one to break it?

  26. 26. Can I feel your forehead? You either have a fever or you're just really hot.

  27. 27. Would you like to hold my sonic screwdriver?

  28. 28. I'm giving free breast cancer examinations, could u pls take off ur bra.

  29. 29. I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers. And I'd like to check you for ovarian cancer.

  30. 30. Hi, I'm the Doctor. Would you like to be my companion?

  31. 31. I may not be the Doctor, and you may not be my companion, but you can time-travel in my TARDIS anytime you want.

  32. 32. Are you a weeping angel? Because I could stare at you all day.

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