water pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Come to this watering hole often?

  2. 2. In case of a water landing, my pants double as a floatation device.

  3. 3. If I were a glass of water, would you drink me, so I would be inside of you?

  4. 4. Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.

  5. 5. Baby were you formed by water eroding rock over billions of years because you are GORGE-ous.

  6. 6. You look like a refreshing glass of water and I ’m the thirstiest guy in the world!

  7. 7. I hear you like water... Well thats good because that means you already like about 70% of me.

  8. 8. I’d do you for 3 hours and only stop for water breaks

  9. 9. I'd spend months trying to perfect you and end up doing you for 3 hours, stopping only for water breaks.

  10. 10. Because I'd love to dive in you

  11. 11. It's not impossible for me to turn you into mine.

  12. 12. I can turn your girl into mine

  13. 13. Could I turn you into mine ;))

  14. 14. And, I’m thirsty. 🤤

  15. 15. Save water and shower with an airman.

  16. 16. Do you want to ride me down the slide?

  17. 17. You make my mouth water.

  18. 18. I want to get filthy dirty like we're Rio water.

  19. 19. Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your beauty!

  20. 20. Wanna go float on the lazy river, and not be lazy?

  21. 21. And I’m thirsty

  22. 22. I'm as thirsty for your love as the pilgrims were for water.

  23. 23. There's more than one chest of value in these waters.

  24. 24. Are you a Water bender? Because you’re making me really wet.

  25. 25. Yo girl I don't need to be a water bender to make you wet.

  26. 26. Do you like water? Then you would like 70% of me.

  27. 27. If you like water- you're gonna love 70% of me.

  28. 28. If you like water, then you already like 72% of me.

  29. 29. Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that's just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?

  30. 30. Saw you working out hard so I bought you a water.

  31. 31. I'd make you water

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