jurassic dinosaur pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you from the Jurassic period cause jur ass is amazing.

  2. 2. Wanna go to Jurassic and park and watch the subprimordial ooze races?

  3. 3. I’m not a megalodon, but I’ve got a mega-long-dong.

  4. 4. I know there extra letters, but only idiot expects a caveman to spell.

  5. 5. is that a club under your felt or are you just happy to see me?

  6. 6. Girl, you must be a fossil sample and I must be an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.

  7. 7. Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

  8. 8. Did I make you horny? (Triceratops)

  9. 9. I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.

  10. 10. Are you a dinosaur? Because jurASSics beautiful!

  11. 11. Because jurass-is-sick

  12. 12. Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabretooth tiger)

  13. 13. Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mammoth?

  14. 14. Did you eat that tree without chewing or are you just happy to see me?

  15. 15. Dimetro-damn!

  16. 16. Do you want to read my body language?

  17. 17. Don’t let my tiny arms fool you.

  18. 18. Hello caveman, you are tall, dark and strong. Would you like to mate?

  19. 19. Hey baby, do you wanna know why they call me erectus?

  20. 20. Hey baby, how about you keep me at arm's length? (T-rex)

  21. 21. Hey baby, I’m a diplodocus—want to see my diplocockus?

  22. 22. Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mamouth?

  23. 23. I can't help but notice your beautiful hair. Mind if I club you and drag you home with me?

  24. 24. I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.

  25. 25. I know how to plesiosaur a lady/man.

  26. 26. I pray to the Great Spirit that not make him die.

  27. 27. I'm going to cast a spell on you like azande witch doctors

  28. 28. I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.

  29. 29. I’m hornier than a styracosaurus.

  30. 30. Why did you have to end the Ice Age by being so hot?

  31. 31. Don’t like to beat around the bush? These are sure to do the trick:

  32. 32. How about we take this to dance floor and I'll show you the Intertubercular Groove?

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