vegetable pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber

  2. 2. Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?

  3. 3. I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...

  4. 4. If you were a vegetable I’d pull the plug

  5. 5. But if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital everyday

  6. 6. If u were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

  7. 7. You'd be the prettiest one in the hospital.

  8. 8. How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?

  9. 9. I'd give you a root

  10. 10. I'd still like to put my eggplant in your salad

  11. 11. Cause I wanna eat your salad

  12. 12. Are you a soup, because I would eat you with all vegetables ya got

  13. 13. You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.

  14. 14. I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?

  15. 15. A cutecumber :)

  16. 16. Two cheesey ones I read today 1. Girl, if you were a fruit you'll be a FineApple. 2. Girl, if you were a vegetable, you'll be a cutecumber

  17. 17. Because I would totall hit that assparagus of yours

  18. 18. Cause you're are fucking vegetable.

  19. 19. I’d visit you at the hospital. :)

  20. 20. You would be a cute cumber

  21. 21. Cause I want you to artichoke me.

  22. 22. Mama always told me to eat my vegetables

  23. 23. If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

  24. 24. I’d love to do a vegetable wash for you.

  25. 25. Our love could be like heirloom vegetable strong.

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