cracker pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because something tells me you're going to explode in my hand! (Happy 4th)

  2. 2. Cause you’re a snack that smiles back

  3. 3. 'Cause I want to bust a nut in you

  4. 4. You're both the Snack that Smiles Back

  5. 5. Girl are you a cracker? Cuz I want to spread my cheese all over you.

  6. 6. Cuz I’m high af and you looking like a snack right now

  7. 7. Girl-no? Oh really I just thought you were a bit of a cracker

  8. 8. Cause you’re the snack that smiles back

  9. 9. Cause polly wanna cracker

  10. 10. Girl - um no? oh really only because i thought you were a bit of a cracker

  11. 11. Hey is your name cheddar Cause this cracker is coming for ya Sorry if that was too cheesy for you

  12. 12. I bet your last name is Jacobs, because you're a real cracker!

  13. 13. I hear you really enjoy apple juice and Graham Crackers! Maybe you can come to the grocery run with me and we can pick up some for you.

  14. 14. Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That's for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

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