fat pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

  2. 2. I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

  3. 3. Man: Do you want to dance? Woman: No! Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

  4. 4. Because you are the right kind of fat and probably very disgusting in the inside

  5. 5. I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. from "Napoleon Dynamite"

  6. 6. Is that a fat wallet in your pocket, or are you just excited to see my assets?

  7. 7. Because i'm running out of options.

  8. 8. Because I swear that ass is calling me

  9. 9. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

  10. 10. Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat skank.

  11. 11. You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

  12. 12. You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

  13. 13. Are you on the treadmill because you think your fat?

  14. 14. You’re looking very non-fat these days.

  15. 15. Damn baby, your womb is fat!

  16. 16. Your not as fat and ugly as they say you are!

  17. 17. If a fat bearded man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

  18. 18. Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

  19. 19. Because I hope that’s not fat

  20. 20. Because you're big, fat and noisy

  21. 21. Because you're fat and greasy

  22. 22. You look fat.

  23. 23. They're both super fucking fat

  24. 24. Because I’m very large (fat) but I’ll do my best to support you no matter what

  25. 25. Ever have a Fat Man drop in on it?

  26. 26. Set a fat kid on fire

  27. 27. I have cocaine!

  28. 28. You have on your chest

  29. 29. With a capital PH

  30. 30. If i park my fat butane dispensery on your face

  31. 31. Cause you are spatial to me.

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