minions pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Your like my happy meal, your one in a minion.

  2. 2. Are you wearing a blue overalls and black gloves? Because you are just too cute.

  3. 3. Imma call you minion ... And you shall be my minion

  4. 4. I would swim the ocean for you.. lol just kidding there's sharks in there.

  5. 5. Are you a minion because I can cs together.

  6. 6. Because you minion a lot to me.

  7. 7. Did you just use the bewitching table? Because you just got me as your minion.

  8. 8. Cuz you seem to follow around the worst most evil guys in the world, then when it doesn’t work out you just find an even worse guy!

  9. 9. Po-ka is your name?

  10. 10. 1 kiss... Please

  11. 11. Are you a banana? Because I lose all my self-control like the minions when I see you.

  12. 12. Are you a despicable supervillain? Because I want to serve you.

  13. 13. Are you a papoy? Because I want to play with you.

  14. 14. Bee-do-bee-do-bee-do! You are so hot!

  15. 15. Bi-do, have we met?

  16. 16. Bya hana lireywii. (There is a star on the sky).

  17. 17. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

  18. 18. I wish we will never say Poopaye.

  19. 19. I would get all the banana in the world para tu.

  20. 20. I'm Bob. King Bob.

  21. 21. Inside my head, I'm an expert flirt. But when it comes time for me to actually flirt, I'm like: BANANA.

  22. 22. Mi bella!

  23. 23. MINion ka ba? kasi i love you for a minion times.

  24. 24. Muak muak muak... Muak muak muak... Muak muak muak... I can go on. I will never be tired of kissing you.

  25. 25. Stupa! Stupa! You've been running in my mind all night.

  26. 26. Tatata-bala-tu! Why do you have to be so perfect?

  27. 27. Tulaliloo ti amo <3>

  28. 28. Underwear...you are the most beautiful Minion I have ever met.

  29. 29. You are sweeter than a "Papples"

  30. 30. You have a nice Butt! Can I make a copy?

  31. 31. You say I'm dirty minded... but how did you understand what I mwant?

  32. 32. You're one in a minion.

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