storm pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. My name is storm and I wanna blow you.

  2. 2. Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains. Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby. (Men in Black II)

  3. 3. Because you're inciting an erection

  4. 4. I don't need the Song of Storms to make you wet.

  5. 5. I'm no weather woman, but you're are a freak storm and I predict some flooded basements.

  6. 6. I bet I can increase your dew point!

  7. 7. I bet my presence is making it wet in your area.

  8. 8. I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.

  9. 9. I got a storm in my pants, want one in yours?

  10. 10. I have a huge, huge umbrella collection.

  11. 11. I hope you ladies stocked up on supplies because there is a storm surge in my pants.

  12. 12. I will make you wet, one way or the other.

  13. 13. I'd bang you like a screen door during that tsunami.

  14. 14. I'd like to get on your waterspout.

  15. 15. I'm issuing a severe lovin' watch!

  16. 16. I'm no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight

  17. 17. I’m picking up measurable precipitation…in your panties.

  18. 18. If a kiss was a raindrop I would send you a Thunderstorm!

  19. 19. If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!

  20. 20. If you think that's impressive, you should see how many inches I just accumulated in my pants.

  21. 21. Did you play the Song of Storms because you just made me wet.

  22. 22. I'd like to storm your castle!

  23. 23. Sup, bae. I don't need the Song of Storms to make you wet.

  24. 24. Baby, I don't need the Song Of Storms to make you wet.

  25. 25. Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn't keep me from you!

  26. 26. Couse you keep hitting everything exept me ;-;

  27. 27. Cuz I keep missing you. *Pew pew*

  28. 28. There's a storm coming- want to feel it in my bone?

  29. 29. I'm gonna storm your beaches like Normandy

  30. 30. I hope you are the rain and I'm the land, because even it rains like cats and dogs, you will still fall to me.

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