monster hunter pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. And on the 15th day, Shah Dalamadur created dat ass.

  2. 2. Are you Kulve Taroth because you look pretty horny and I wanna knock your clothes off

  3. 3. Call me Steve, baby- slick, sharp, and covered in gold.

  4. 4. Call me the Tigrex, cause I'm not slowing down till you finish me off.

  5. 5. Ah. So your Kulve Tarroth. Everyone loves grinding you.

  6. 6. And the best one I saw elsewhere

  7. 7. Are you a Great Jagras? Cause I’d let you eat me.

  8. 8. Are you a Greatsword main? 'Cause you time your hits just right.

  9. 9. Are you a Rathian? Because I would love to hammer pound your face!

  10. 10. Are you a Silver Rathalos, cause you're harder than ever!

  11. 11. Are you a wing? Because my insect glaive just got some white essence from you.

  12. 12. Are you an Uraagan? Because Uraagan scute.

  13. 13. Are you flash bomb? Because your beauty is blinding

  14. 14. Are you lost with the lump of meat quest? I know where to get em.

  15. 15. Are you new to Monster Hunter? Let me teach you how to mount in person.

  16. 16. Aye baby gurrl you sure you only got evade extender? Cuz thats not the only thing you extending right now.

  17. 17. Babe I'm no Brachydios, but I'll still pound you for 50 minutes straight

  18. 18. Babe, I believe I have strong affinity against your pussy. Let's test it out.

  19. 19. Babe, I'm no Brachydios, but after I pound you, you'll be coated in my slime.

  20. 20. The only bounty that I need is you.

  21. 21. Boy, are you a Deviljho? 'Cause that's one big pickle.

  22. 22. Dalama-don't want none unless you got buns, hun.

  23. 23. Damn girl, I'll need High Grade Earplugs if we keep that up.

  24. 24. Damn, the way you swing that sword really knocks me back

  25. 25. Do it like Baruragaru, baby- suck me dry.

  26. 26. Do it like Nerscylla, baby- tie me up and keep on stingin'.

  27. 27. Do me like a Tigrex, baby, and I'll be screamin' all night long.

  28. 28. Do me like the Dunes, baby- hot and heavy by day, calm and cool by night.

  29. 29. Do you know how to imitate Diablos? Good, I’ll have you screaming like one

  30. 30. Do you prefer Great Sword or Long Sword? Mine is both Great and Long.

  31. 31. Do you prefer magjestic horn, twisted horn, or spiral horn?

  32. 32. Does your felyne have stamina fortitude?

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