pharmacy pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

  2. 2. Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.

  3. 3. I am the drug of your dreams, I got long duration of action.

  4. 4. Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.

  5. 5. I am a pharmacists, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.

  6. 6. Babe, I got quick reconstitution time.

  7. 7. Let's spice up your love life, do you accept third parties?

  8. 8. What's the most drug friendly medication you can get..... 'Allo'-purinol!

  9. 9. Babe, do you do more than lick and stick?

  10. 10. Ready to find new routes of administration?

  11. 11. Do you wanna feel for my femoral artery PMI.

  12. 12. Girl you got a nice volume of distribution...I'd really like fill up your bathtub.

  13. 13. Hey girl, I could fill your script.

  14. 14. Are you a BD Pen Needle? Because you are Ultra-Fine.

  15. 15. I have an ectopic heartbeat when I see you.

  16. 16. Can you help me with my hypotension as I like I'm falling for you.

  17. 17. Hey babe, it says here that you're picking up Aleve, but I think you're lacking Vitamin Me.

  18. 18. Why don't you and I share a sunset near the local pharmacy?

  19. 19. Hey, can i get a ride to the pharmacy?

  20. 20. If you ever get sick, I should just be your only paracetamol.

  21. 21. Ive been medscheckin you out for 20 minutes, and the only thing I reckon you should be on is me!

  22. 22. Girl you so sweet I’m gonna need a Metformin prescription.

  23. 23. Babe you make me so happy you give me serotonin syndrome.

  24. 24. Hey you're a pretty good looking pharmacist.

  25. 25. Do you have a vitamin deficiency? Because I think you're in need of some Vitamin Me.

  26. 26. All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.

  27. 27. Girl do you have an arrythmia? Cuz you're on fleek-anide!

  28. 28. Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.

  29. 29. Well hello there! Would you like some help with your femring?

  30. 30. I wanna be the lactone ring to your glycoside.

  31. 31. Are you lithium cuz I'm thirsty for you.

  32. 32. Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.

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