Archaeology pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you an excavation site? Because I dig you.

  2. 2. Hey Baby, I wanna see your bedrock!

  3. 3. Hey, I’ve just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it.

  4. 4. Hey, wanna come over and examine my collection of Folsom points?

  5. 5. I like your hotspot.

  6. 6. I’d like to excavate your site.

  7. 7. Let’s forget the carbon and move straight to the dating!

  8. 8. Let’s pretend you’re full of C14 so I can date you.

  9. 9. My, my you are a special find.

  10. 10. So, wanna get dirty?

  11. 11. Wanna extract some minerals from my bone?

  12. 12. Wanna share a trench?

  13. 13. What a nice pair of platform mounds you got there!

  14. 14. Would you like to examine my bone?

  15. 15. Would you like to see my totem ?

  16. 16. Are you a Nahua priest? Because you’re totally holding my heart in your hands.

  17. 17. Baby you’re more precious than an artifact!

  18. 18. Baby, I’ve got a huge grant !

  19. 19. Baby, you make this Homo erectus.

  20. 20. Baby, you must have time distortion powers because you're turning me into Homo Erectus!

  21. 21. Baby, your hotness is a social fact!

  22. 22. Back in action, gonna cast a spell on you like Azande witch doctors.

  23. 23. Can I excavate your mounds?

  24. 24. Can I touch your tangible heritage?

  25. 25. Care to shine my trowel?

  26. 26. Come here and let me demonstrate how to shovel probe.

  27. 27. Did it hurt when you fell from your culture’s dogmatic view of an afterlife?

  28. 28. Excuse me miss, but are you Mesa Verde? Because it feels like I've been digging you for years.

  29. 29. Fancy rimming my sherd?

  30. 30. Hey baby, Can I probe your moist area?

  31. 31. Hey baby, can I survey your features ?

  32. 32. Hey baby, can i use my GPR on you?

  33. 33. Hey baby, could i have a look at your artifacts?

  34. 34. Hey baby, I wanna go down today… about 10 centimeters.

  35. 35. How about we take tis to dance floor and I'll sow you the Intertubercular Groove?

  36. 36. I find your culture fascinating…I’d like to learn more about your mating rituals.

  37. 37. I like my women like I like my DNA helicase - unzipping my genes.

  38. 38. I sure would like to calibrate your curves.

  39. 39. I would never bury our love in a coniferous forest, because the acidity of the soil would ruin any chance of preservation.

  40. 40. I'll make your plumb bob!

  41. 41. I’m a linguistic anthropologist, may i study your tongue?

  42. 42. If I told you that you had some nice secondary sex characteristics, would you hold them against me?

  43. 43. Is that an increment borer in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

  44. 44. Let's pretend you're C14 so I can date you.

  45. 45. Let’s have a debate. I’ll be a cultural relativist, and you assume the missionary position.

  46. 46. My, what a large ranging pole you have!

  47. 47. Why don’t I show you my anterior pubis so you can sex me to 95% accuracy?

  48. 48. Wow, and all this time I thought nothing was sexier than archaeometry!

  49. 49. You know, you really match my culturally constructed beauty standard !

  50. 50. You like petrology? Well, check out this cleavage!

  51. 51. You remind me of the Kennewick Man, I’d do anything to claim you for my own.

  52. 52. You're an osteologist? In that case, there's a bone I'd like to show you...

  53. 53. Your beauty is more striking than the preservation of Otzi the Iceman!

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