Magic: The Gathering pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey girl, I promise I won’t Flaccify under pressure.

  2. 2. Are you a Hellkite Tyrant? Because you just stole my Coldsteel Heart.

  3. 3. Can I put my Null Rod in your Knowledge Pool?

  4. 4. Wanna see my Armada Wurm?

  5. 5. Do you have vigilance? Cause I’d tap that all night long.

  6. 6. Hey, I’m part Eldrazi. Want to let me annihilate your Fertile Ground?

  7. 7. You’re the prettiest girl I’ve Avacyn.

  8. 8. I call my penis the noble hierarch. It gets bigger whenever I send it to the red zone and I can tap it for white mana.

  9. 9. I’d love to share my Armadillo Cloak with you.

  10. 10. Are you a Green Mage? Because you just gave me a Giant Growth.

  11. 11. I’ll Wipe Away your Shadow of Doubts about me. You cant have a Counter-spell for that.

  12. 12. Hey baby, Do you love convoke, cause I need to tap your Corpsejack Menace with my Siege Wurm.

  13. 13. Hey girl, I really wish I had a Time Warp, so I could be with you once more.

  14. 14. Are you a Red mage? Because I can feel a few sparks flyin’.

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