plus size pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

  2. 2. I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

  3. 3. Do you like Pizza? because I want a pizza dat ass

  4. 4. Heat makes things expand... so I don't have a weight problem... I am just hot!

  5. 5. Because I swear that ass is calling me

  6. 6. Hey do you have an inhaler? Because you got that ass ma!

  7. 7. Do you have an inhaler? Because you've got ass ma.

  8. 8. Girl, yuh look like a bottle a maple syrup....THICK.

  9. 9. Nice curves. Can I run through it with my hands?

  10. 10. Did you sit on donuts? Because you got a fat ass.

  11. 11. All those curves, and me with no brakes.

  12. 12. Am I smashed? Or are you really that curvy?

  13. 13. Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot butt.

  14. 14. Are you from the ghetto? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass.

  15. 15. AYE girl lemme beat it like some cake mix

  16. 16. Baby, you are FATulous!

  17. 17. Curvy is beauty.

  18. 18. Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass!

  19. 19. Girl don't stop. Keep flaunting your curves!

  20. 20. Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you.

  21. 21. Guy: Fat Penguin. Girl: What? Guy: I thought I'd just say something that would break the ice.

  22. 22. Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.

  23. 23. Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?

  24. 24. Hey gorgeous, don't be selfish and hide your curves.

  25. 25. Hey sexy and ripped.

  26. 26. Honey just by seeing you from behind I know you're a well-rounded person

  27. 27. I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small pacakges.

  28. 28. I don't care that you used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cake!

  29. 29. I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For being sexy.

  30. 30. I have the stamina of a jolly, fat man — I can go all night long.

  31. 31. I hope your day is as exciting as your curves.

  32. 32. I like my girls curvy and dirty.

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